The Miz

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This was the comedy match of the night, and thankfully it never pretended to be anything else. Danhausen introduced his mystery partner by unveiling a tiny clone named Minihausen, because apparently cloning technology now exists in WWE and is being used for very important reasons. Minihausen stole the show early with quick offense and enough charisma to make half the roster jealous. Miz and Kit Wilson tried to overpower the little guy, but chaos erupted at ringside when Miz attempted to use a fire extinguisher and ended up blasting himself and Wilson instead. Classic Miz. Danhausen capitalized by drilling Miz with a pump kick for the victory while Minihausen wiped out Wilson on the outside. It was goofy, ridiculous, and exactly the kind of nonsense that somehow works when Danhausen is involved.

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Look…this match was exactly what you think it was going to be. Danhausen brought the weird, the curses, and the crowd energy, while The Miz played the perfect annoyed veteran who can’t believe he has to deal with this nonsense. And somehow, it worked. Miz got enough offense in to remind you he’s still a pro, but Danhausen’s antics kept throwing him off just enough. The finish came with Danhausen pulling out the win in his usual “very nice, very evil” fashion. Not a technical classic, not even close…but it was entertaining, and sometimes that’s enough.

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Somehow, putting Damian Priest in the ring with four of the most absurdly funny, gimmick-heavy personalities imaginable turned into absolute magic. This one leaned hard into entertainment early, with R-Truth doing his usual blend of comedy and out-of-nowhere offense, keeping the crowd hooked from the jump. Priest played the perfect counterbalance, bringing the heavy strikes and slowing things down just enough to keep it grounded. The Miz and Zack Gibson (Wilson) worked like a well-oiled machine, cutting the ring in half and isolating Truth for a solid stretch. But the moment everyone will remember? The chaotic arrival of Danhausen. Truth, in peak Truth fashion, tags him in for absolutely no reason, and Miz immediately loses it, insisting Danhausen has no business being in the ring. Danhausen tries to curse Miz, but Miz, ever the opportunist, yanks the referee in front of him—resulting in the ref taking the curse instead. That little twist paid off instantly: Miz drills Truth with his finisher and goes for the pin, but the referee’s arm freezes mid-count at two. Perfect chaos. That opened the door for the hot tag to Priest, who stormed in, cleaned house, and brought things back to reality with a dominant finish. Not a technical masterpiece, but ridiculously entertaining—and the crowd ate up every second of it.