Kit Wilson

Summary

This was chaos from the jump, and somehow it only got weirder in the best way. Kit Wilson had The Miz in his corner, both of them completely dismissing Danhausen’s “curse” as nonsense. That confidence didn’t last long. Danhausen started fast, mixing in his usual antics, even sneaking outside to pose with Miz like they were best friends before Wilson caught him with a flying elbow. Back in the ring, Wilson kept shouting that the curse wasn’t real… which, of course, is when things fell apart. Danhausen “cursed” him mid–top rope attempt, pyro exploded behind the ringpost, and Wilson crashed hard. Danhausen capitalized with a big boot and stole the win in his WWE in-ring debut. Post-match, Miz tried to jump him, but the lights cut out. When they came back? Danhausen was already halfway up the ramp. Very nice. Very evil. Very effective.

Damian Priest & R-Truth

Champion Retains

Summary

Somehow, putting Damian Priest in the ring with four of the most absurdly funny, gimmick-heavy personalities imaginable turned into absolute magic. This one leaned hard into entertainment early, with R-Truth doing his usual blend of comedy and out-of-nowhere offense, keeping the crowd hooked from the jump. Priest played the perfect counterbalance, bringing the heavy strikes and slowing things down just enough to keep it grounded. The Miz and Zack Gibson (Wilson) worked like a well-oiled machine, cutting the ring in half and isolating Truth for a solid stretch. But the moment everyone will remember? The chaotic arrival of Danhausen. Truth, in peak Truth fashion, tags him in for absolutely no reason, and Miz immediately loses it, insisting Danhausen has no business being in the ring. Danhausen tries to curse Miz, but Miz, ever the opportunist, yanks the referee in front of him—resulting in the ref taking the curse instead. That little twist paid off instantly: Miz drills Truth with his finisher and goes for the pin, but the referee’s arm freezes mid-count at two. Perfect chaos. That opened the door for the hot tag to Priest, who stormed in, cleaned house, and brought things back to reality with a dominant finish. Not a technical masterpiece, but ridiculously entertaining—and the crowd ate up every second of it.

Summary

Yes, this was a real match, and it went about how you’d expect. Jelly Roll actually got more offense than you might think, using his size to throw Wilson around and keep things simple. Wilson bumped around for him and tried to sneak in some offense, but this was clearly built to give the celebrity a moment. The crowd was into it, which helped, but from a pure match standpoint, it was more spectacle than anything else. Jelly Roll picked up the win, and that was that—harmless, a little goofy, and probably not something anyone will be rewatching.

Summary

Oba Femi showcased his overwhelming strength against Kit Wilson, controlling the match from the opening bell. Wilson attempted to use speed and desperation counters, but Femi repeatedly shut him down with power slams and heavy strikes. The match remained one-sided as Femi absorbed any offense thrown his way. He finished Wilson decisively, reinforcing his dominant presence and momentum on SmackDown.